Were jean shorts really this cool? No, they were not. What the hell were we thinking?
If you think the symmetry of these lined up Tempests is beautiful…
… then check out this action.
I really like this long shot. The best arcades had a labyrinthine quality. They gave us spaces to ourselves.
I don’t know where this came from, but I like it, and I can’t wait to find out what the other “rules” are.
This is one of the most iconic shots in the lot, taken in East Sussex, England, in 1983. I don’t recognize any of the machines behind Defender.
Damn it! Rule number 1 is cut off!
Yay!
From the first issue of the Disney Channel Magazine in 1983. It’s the Disneyland Starcade! No Discs of Tron sightings—yet.
“Now pimpin’ ain’t easy but it’s necessary, so I’m chasin’ bitches like Tom chased Jerry…”
Battlezone sighting. Admit it, that viewer was really unsanitary.
The half shirt! With the short shorts. And Star Castle, remember that game? It was one of my favorites, and I’d totally forgotten about it until now.













Classic shots indeed. LoL, the short shorts don’t bother me as much as those half-shirts. I’ll admit to wearing those shorts just like everyone else did back in the day (not jean ones, though), but I never dug those half-shirts. If you watch the cult classic Sleepaway Camp (©1983), you’ll see a whole bunch of both—worn by the movie’s bullies!
Dood, Battlezone was awesome. And yup, most of the time those viewers were grimy and totally nasty, with that “face-funk” smell (whatever the heck that’s supposed to mean, but you know what I mean). Same thing with SUBROC…remember that? LoL.
I never had a half shirt, but I remember having a pair of cut-off jean shorts, unfortunately. By the time I got to high school it was all about the pinch roll, and I’ve got a sweet pic of that coming up in the next installment.
I happen to be a B-movie fanatic, so I’ll eventually start doing some movie reviews. Right now I’m watching some really bad/awesome ’80s sword and sorcery flicks. Needless to say, I love the Friday the 13th knock-offs as well…