Cabbage Patch Kid #1: That was great, Colonel Casey, can we do it again?
Cabbage Patch Kid #2: Yeah, take us on another ride!
Cabbage Patch Kid #3: Yeah!
Colonel Casey: Sure, we’ll do it again.
So creepy. Yeah, I listened to most of it. So what?
There was also a TV movie called The Cabbage Patch Kids First Christmas that premiered in December of ’84. Lucky for all of us, it’s not available on the internets.