Yeah, I just bought it. Can you make out the shrink wrap surrounding the box, nerds? That’s right. It’s never been opened. I win.
Who the hell is going to play this with me, you ask? Not my wife, obviously. She won’t even let me buy a Winnebago.
There can be only one person, really. He knows who he is. Yes, I refer to friend J.
Friend J. is very probably not going to be happy about it, because friend J. isn’t big on kiddie board games based on a much maligned Disney movie that attempted to capitalize on Star Wars (irony abounds).
In other words, friend J. doesn’t share my obsession with The Black Hole. But that’s too bad. Because The Black Hole is awesome, and he’s going to play this awesome game with me.
There will be vodka.
2 Warps to Neptune 
Hmm. Never got a chance to see Black Hole (yes, you may shake your head in amazement like others who heard I hadn’t seen Animal House), but I plan on doing so. Hmm. 2–4 players? What kind of vodka? =D
Awesome!
That’s fine, I’ll play (who can turn down vodka?). However, if it’s still in its original packaging, do you really want to open it? It will be worthless, especially after we realize how lame it is.
The worth is in the playing, sir. I hate these jerks who buy awesome stuff to sit on a shelf and “appreciate”.