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2 Warps to Neptune 
I’ll never do catnip again!
That’s not bad at all.
But my wife is a hippo…
I wonder how many asses he has?
Huh?
South Park. Dr. Mephesto did genetic experiments cross breeding aninmals and some of them had multiple asses. They tried to make a pot bellied elephant.