Archive for January, 2016

Buck Rogers Invader (Cox, 1980)

Buck Rogers Invader 1980

Buck Rogers Invader 1980-2

Remember when UFO “Invaders” attacked the Earth in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century? I don’t either. The snake insignia did appear on some of the Draconian uniforms, though.

Star Cruiser UFO (Cox, 1978)

Star Cruiser 1978

Star Cruiser 1978-2

Star Cruiser 1978-3

I talked about the Star Cruiser UFO many moons ago. It was one of those Christmas catalog items that was always out of reach. The problem was not getting it to fly, apparently. The problem was getting it to land.

The box design is lovely and reminds me of all the rocketry catalogs and packages of the era.

Model Kits: `Vanpire’ Chevy Van (Monogram, 1978)

Vanpire 1978

Drac is in back. With your girlfriend.

Signs of the Zodiac Iron-On Transfers (Roach Studios, 1978)

Roach Astrology Aquarius

Roach Astrology Cancer

Roach Astrology Leo

Roach Astrology Sag

Roach Astrology Taurus

These are all I’ve been able to find. It should be enough to give every t-shirt in your closet an inferiority complex.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind Bendable Extra Terrestrial Figure (Imperial, 1977)

Close Encounters Figure 1977-3

(Image via Pinterest)

1941 `Para Toy’ Figure (Imperial, 1979)

1941 Kelso 1979

Stay classy, Imperial. Super-patriot Wild Bill is wearing a Rising Sun bandana, comes with a Rising Sun parachute, and appears to have a Hitler mustache. There’s another figure here with more appropriate dress, so maybe this guy is supposed to be some random Japanese baddie (in American fatigues with a Hitler mustache)?

(Image via eBay)

Masters of the Universe: Eternia Playset (Mattel, 1986)

MOTU Eternia 1986

MOTU Eternia 1986-2

That’s a lot of toy. Sweet box art by William George.

(Images via Nostalgia Monster)

Masters of the Universe Pencil Topper Erasers (Butterfly, 1984)

MOTU Pencil Toppers 1984

Just what I always wanted. He-Man’s head on a stick.

(Image via eBay)

Crossbows and Catapults: Battling Giant Minotaur (Lakeside, 1984)

Crossbows Giant 1984

Crossbows Giant 1984-2

Crossbows Giant 1984-3

I had Crossbows and Catapults, but I forgot about all the expansion sets. It’s obvious now that the game, while revolutionary in its way, was a simplified, physical expression of D&D. The problem with pen and paper role-playing is that you need time to play and people to play with. Toy companies began to exploit this limitation early on. Still, Lakeside’s “the fun is only limited by your imagination” is a crude mockery of TSR’s “products of your imagination” motto. You don’t need imagination to play Crossbows and Catapults. You just need what’s in the box.

There was apparently a set that included both the Cyclops and the Minotaur, and the sprawling box art (below) was scanned by some kind soul at Board Game Geek. The artist is Ken Kelly, who was illustrating LJN’s AD&D toy line at the same time. Kelly also did the art for the Crossbows and Catapults: Trojan Horse (1984) expansion set.

I wrote a piece on how Kelly changed the toy industry here.

Crossbows Box 1983

(Images via eBay)

Richard Corben Cover Art for Piers Anthony’s Ox (Nelson Doubleday, 1976)

Corben Ox

My God, the colors!


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