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The Doberman Gang (1972) Trailer

“Six savage Dobies with a thirst for cold cash that leaves banks bone dry… See The Doberman Gang bite the long arm of the law!”

Do you love it?

(Source: Trash Trailers)

Quick Movie Reviews: Foxes (1980)

It’s easy to forget just how fucking good an actor Jodie Foster was at such a young age. Foxes is about four valley girls trying to live it up as teenagers while at the same time being forced to fend for themselves in an adult world populated mostly by thugs, predators, and deadbeat parents. There is very little plot, and Foster, who is sort of the mother hen of the crew without being a buzzkill, essentially carries the movie on her 18-year-old shoulders. The promotional posters were hokey, as you can see above, but the movie, the directorial debut of Adrian Lyne (Fatal Attraction, Jacob’s Ladder), is nervy and raw.

The film also features Cherie Currie of The Runaways (as a drugged-out runaway, no less) and Scott Baio, who is surprisingly charming as a skateboarding nice guy who befriends Foster’s character. The girls move from one party to the next, smoke a lot of cigarettes, drink a lot of beer, get busted, pull each other out of the fire, move into their own apartment, and generally deal with the tragedy of an unjustly abbreviated childhood. The evocation of the era and the place (the San Fernando Valley, Hollywood) is almost mystical.

I’d never heard of Foxes, and found it only because I was looking for another film that came out at the same time called Little Darlings (1980). Movies that treat teenagers seriously are rare, and this one is a classic that deserves to be better known.

Betamax Ad, 1978

“Hurry, honey. Let’s sell the house so we can buy a new Video Cassette Recorder before it goes off sale!”

Just look at this monster. What I wouldn’t give to see the in-store “exciting demonstration.”

Video Game Cabinet Art: Lunar Lander, Missile Command, Crystal Castles, Sinistar

Here are just a few samples from TM520‘s awesome Paper Arcade set on Flickr (click images to enlarge). How many of these bad boys can I fit on my desk?

Design by TM520

Design by TM520

Design by Vicente Garcia

Design by mjenison

1981 Montgomery Ward Christmas Catalog: Dark Tower

1981.xx.xx Montgomery Ward Christmas Catalog P490

Son of a bitch. I’d completely forgotten about Dark Tower until I saw this. It came out in 1981, but I don’t know when I got it (I can’t see my parents shelling out $40 for this thing). Maybe in ’82 or ’83, when I had settled into D&D. The TV commercial, starring a decrepit-looking Orson Welles, has become rather famous in the nerd world:

The game of “electronic wizardry” was considered pretty cutting-edge at the time, although I remember it getting pretty boring after only a few plays (probably because I had no one else to play it with). The tower rumbled around in my closet of toys for years, every so often switching on and spitting out those outlandish sound effects.

As I mentioned here, I don’t remember playing the D&D Computer Labyrinth Game (1980), which Dark Tower chased, probably because the price rarely went down on D&D stuff in those days. Even the modules were tremendously expensive. I remember ogling rows and rows of them in the hobby shop.

As for the Ouija Board, let’s be honest, nobody our age who saw The Exorcist (usually after the parental units absolutely forbid it) ever touched the goddamn things. To this day any mention of “Captain Howdy” drives chills through my body.

(Image via WishbookWeb)

Louis Marx Play Sets: Dinosaurs, Romans, Spacemen, Lend Me Your Ears

I hadn’t heard of Louis Marx and Company, apparently “the largest toy manufacturer in the world by the 1950s,” until I started looking for pics of the army men I had growing up. Marx produced these amazing sets well into the ’70s, and below is just a small sampling of what I never got to play with. I remember seeing other kids with the stuff, though. How depressing.

No, I’m not going to get all crazy and try to procure one now (the Ben-Hur set below sold for $853 on eBay in 2008). I have my dignity. Well, as much dignity as a grown man who looks for pictures of army men while singing along to ’80s New Wave can have.

You can check out some of the Marx catalogs over at Plaid Stallions.

Marx Prehistoric Times

Marx Prehistoric Times-2

Marx Prehistoric Times-4

Marx Prehistoric Times-3

Marx Ben Hur

Marx Ben Hur-2

Marx Ben Hur-3

Marx Corbett

Marx Corbett-2

Marx Moonbase

Marx Moonbase ad

(Images via Dinosaur Toy Forum, John Kenneth Muir, Marx LanePlayset AddictToy Soldier Forum, Timewarp ToysMarx Playsets, and CollectToys)

Grocery Shopping in the ’70s: What the Fuck is Tofu?

Per Andrew Filer on Flickr: “Interior of Northland Foods, Thief River Falls, MN. From the scrapbook, `L.B. Hartz, This is Your Life’ and the collection of Pennington County Historical Society.”

Is Thief River Falls an awesome name for a town or what?

grocery store 70s

Please notice the Cigarette Center on the left. (Click image to enlarge.)

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Now that’s a scale! We bought Ding Dongs by the pound.

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I don’t think I ate a piece of fruit until I was 26.

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This place I remember. Is it organic? Go fuck yourself!

(Images via afiler/Flickr)

Mall Shots

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Quick Movie Reviews: Red Sonja (1985)

Red Sonja Poster

The good news is that Brigitte Nielsen is really tall and looks pretty good when she’s swinging a sword. The bad news is everything else that happens in this movie.

Sonja must destroy an evil green orb before Queen Gedren, who killed Sonja’s family because Sonja wouldn’t let her (Gedren) get in her (Sonja’s) pants, can harness the power of the orb to dominate the universe. Along for the ride are the barbarian who wants to get in Sonja’s pants (Arnold), the annoying child prince who knows Karate (your prayer for him to die a grisly death will be rejected), and the prince’s fat servant who beats people up with a thighbone.

A distinctly un-fun entry in the Conan the Barbarian rip-off sweepstakes.

(Poster image via movieposter.com)

Boys Reading Comic Books

The first photo is from June, 1945, just after V-E Day. The second photo is from 1942, just after the U.S. entered WWII. Both images are from the Life photo archive.

Boys Reading Comics 45

Nina Leen/Life Magazine

Sailor Reading Comic 42

Thomas D. Mcavoy/Life Magazine


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