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E.T. Finger Light (Knickerbocker, 1982)

E.T. 1982

E.T. 1982-2

Battery included, people. Just slip it over your finger and go to town. Are you fucking kidding me, Knickerbocker?

What looks more like a dildo, the E.T. Finger or LJN’s Dune Sandworm?

Knickerbocker went out of business in 1982, by the way. Hard to say why.

‘Come to Middle Earth’ Posters (1967, 1969)

LOTR Middle Earth 1967

The first poster is by Clifford Charles Seeley for Berkeley Bonaparte, 1967. Seeley did several rock posters in the same style, including Jefferson Airplane and Hendrix. The identification of Haight Ashbury with Middle Earth was popular among residents at the time.

The second poster (below) displays Barbara Remington art from the first authorized paperback edition of The Fellowship of the Ring. There’s also a 1968 jigsaw puzzle featuring all of the images from the trilogy side by side.

The “Come to Middle Earth” and “Frodo Lives!” memes were employed (or co-opted, depending on your point of view) during the extensive marketing campaign for Bakshi’s 1978 animated feature.

LOTR Middle 1969

`Gandalf the Grey’ Poster (Berkeley Bonaparte, 1967)

Gandalf Poster 1967

“Then will you see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked” is what Gandalf says in The Fellowship of the Ring after Bilbo refuses to give up the ring, eventually threatening the wizard by touching the hilt of his sword.

The artist is Mark Kanen, who did several designs for Berkeley Bonaparte, a poster art company and head shop founded in San Francisco in 1967.

(Image via Hake’s)

Breaking: 12″ Cthulhu from Warpo Seeks to Eat Universe Before Debut at 2015 Toy Fair

Cthulhu 12

You gorgeous monster! Ask and I shall obey.

(Background on Warpo’s Legends of Cthulhu line is here.)

Movie Theater Marquees: Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Raiders 1981

No waiting, pardner.

Poulsbo, Washington’s Almo Theatre closed in 1987. One screen, one aisle, millions of memories.

(Photo and info via Cinema Treasures)

Portrait of a Young Geek Holding the D&D Companion Set and a Bullwhip, Circa 1984

Rothfuss 1984

The geek is Patrick Rothfuss, who discovered D&D in the early ’80s, became a writer of fantasy novels, and recently found himself listed in Appendix E of the new Dungeon Master’s Guide. Read the hilarious and heartfelt story—he takes the sleeveless t-shirt head on, don’t worry—at his website.

I bet you’d forgotten about the Aerobie, the “flying ring” first sold in 1984. Because so many of us demanded a more aerodynamic flying disc, preferably one designed by an engineer.

Frank Frazetta Cover Art for Monster Mania #2 (January, 1967)

MM 1967-1

MM 1967-2

(Via Cap’n’s Comics)

The Aragorn Ballroom Orcestra’s Theme from The Lord of the Rings (1978)

LOTR LP 1978

You’ve heard of space disco, but… epic fantasy disco? Compare the funky version to Leonard Rosenman’s original score below.

Note the play on words in the “artist” name: Aragorn Ballroom, as opposed to Aragon Ballroom, a famous Chicago venue; and, in lieu of `orchestra’, we have ‘orc-estra’.

(Album cover image via Ripping Yarns)

Masters of the Universe Fast Dry Paint By Number Set (Craft House, 1983)

MOTU Paint 1983-1

MOTU Paint 1983-2

MOTU Paint 1983-3

Nobody likes slow dry paint. Nobody.

(Images via eBay)

The Real Ghostbusters Shelf Talker (1989)

Real Ghostbusters-1

Real Ghostbusters-2

Kenner’s The Real Ghostbusters was after my time, but damn, this is how you get a kid’s attention.

(Images via eBay)


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