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Dragons, Knights & Daggers: Battle Beast (Imperial, 1983)

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Robots, Lasers & Galaxies was preceded by Dragons, Knights & Daggers. Hello, is that Castle Grayskull in the background? Poor thing is missing its eyes and nose. It was easy to go after both the D&D and MOTU fans, since MOTU was itself a D&D knockoff.

Robots, Lasers & Galaxies: Mammoth Marauder (Imperial, 1984)

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I talked about the robots of Robots, Lasers & Galaxies way back here. The Mammoth Marauder is neither a laser nor a galaxy, but I don’t think Imperial cared for such details. Four out of five stars for the box art.

Buckner & Garcia Perform `Pac-Man Fever’ on American Bandstand, 1982

The boys performed—I use the term loosely, as I don’t believe the cords on those instruments or that microphone are plugged into anything—on Solid Gold later that day: March 20, 1982.

Get Victimized by R. Cade and the Video Victims (Arrival Records, 1982)

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It should not surprise you that R. Cade and the Video Victims only made the one album. Why not subject yourself to the whole thing on Spotify, like I did? R. Cade & The Video Victims – Get Victimized.

It’s not Arcade and the Video Victims, mind you. It’s R. Cade and the Video Victims. Get it?

“Video magic, you were there all the while. Put my quarter in, and you made me smile. Whoa-oh-oh-oh ah…”

Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: First Quest – The Music (Filmtrax, 1985)

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One of the most obscure pieces of D&D merchandise from the Gygax era, First Quest: The Music is a soundtrack to, and narration of, an adventure outline printed inside the LP (and cassette). The music is instrumental and electronic, most of it reflecting “the forbidding and grim atmosphere of the plot.” The author of Blogonomicon, where I found most of the images above, uploaded the album to YouTube, and I made a playlist featuring the songs in the order they appear on the LP. Give it a listen here.

I have to admit that I love it all, even the bits that are overdone or amateurish. It’s such a brilliant evocation of the time. If John Carpenter or Tangerine Dream had scored a Dungeons & Dragons film in the ’80s, it might have sounded something like the best parts of First Quest (recorded on better equipment.)

David Miller, who wrote the adventure (“It is not meant to be a cake-walk!”) and a lot of the music, and who appears to be the principle organizer, recalls approaching Gary Gygax about the project in a comment at Blogonomicon.

Greetings – my name is David Miller and I was one of the contributors/organizers of/for/to this album. It was a lot of fun getting it together. As anyone who’s played D&D knows, you can’t really play a loose, free-wheeling game to the constraints of the flow of the tracks but it was a gas, nevertheless. As part of all this I went to Los Angeles and visited E. Gary Gygax to get his blessing and support. He lived (as you might expect) in this weird, large old house that did, in fact, look somewhat spooky. As I knocked on the door I heard the sound of a very large and intimidating dog barking from somewhere inside – that was somewhat unsettling… Eventually Mr. Gygax let me in, listened to the album and he was well into it. He also demonstrated for me a variety of manoeuvers by which one could dispatch a varying quantity of orcs, depending on how they approached you, what armaments they were carrying and what mood they were in […]

[…] There were also First Quest T-Shirts (of which I have a couple, still unwrapped) and other stuff, I’m sure. I was responsible for bringing Valentine Dyall on board, more because I’ve always been a huge Goons fan and he was on those recording from time to time sounding quite menacing even amidst the madness. I’m afraid I wrote his voice-over script, which is, indeed, especially mediocre and I cringe even to this day when I hear it. He deserved much better than that, especially as he passed on soon after…not the most fitting swan song. My belated apologies to him. He hadn’t been getting any work for a long time and I hear he was very grateful for this so I’m glad of that, at least. I would have loved to have met him but was out of town when his recording sessions occurred.

Miller is in a “psychedelic synth pop” band called Expandis, whose first EP, Mystic Man, was released in 1983. Phil Thornton, another contributing artist to First Quest, is also in Expandis. Filmtrax was a small British record label active during the 1980s.

The narrator of the quest is Valentine Dyall (1908-1985), a famous British screen and voice actor well known for his portrayal of the Black Guardian in the Tom Baker-era Doctor Who.

The LP cover art is from Jeff Easley’s Dungeon Masters Guide (1983 printing) cover. The sprawling gatefold art is also by Easley.

Wham-O Ad, 1982: `Fantasy Series’ Frisbees

Wham-O 1982

You can’t make them out really well in the ad, but the series included Pegasus, a dragon, and, for some reason, a butterfly. How about a wizard, guys?

Here’s a close-up of the dragon. The copyright date is 1981. There’s no such thing as a D&D flying disc (“Frisbee” is a Wham-O trademark), is there? Yes, there is.

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(Images via eBay and eBay)

Marvel Con ’76 Program (1976)

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Select pages only. The Bruce Cardozo Spider-Man film mentioned in the third photo is not available anywhere, but the earliest known Spidey fan film, produced by Don Glut in 1969, is here. Glut went on to write for the animated Spider-Man (1981-1982), Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1981-1983), and The Transformers animated series (1984-1986).

Kid Playing with Apple II, 1981

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What makes this kid so special that he gets to screw around with the computer while all the other students are stuck with “normal classroom activities”? I think the computer is an Apple II Plus, released in 1979.

Driftwood Elementary School is in Hollywood, Florida.

Atari Ads, 1978: ‘Don’t Watch TV Tonight. Play It!’

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The glorification of “interactive” vs. “passive” media started long before the internet age.

Computer Labs, 1980 – 1982: The TRS-80

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University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire, 1980

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Saint Mary’s Academy, 1982. (Photo: Nancy Leigh Williams)

That’s the TRS-80 model I in the first shot, released in 1977. The kids in the second shot are working on a model III, released in 1980.

(First image via UWEC Archives/Flickr)


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