Who wrote this stuff? Check out the description of R5-D4 in the second to last ad:
One of the incredible number of droids human inginuity devised. R5D4 was a highly sophisticated, semi-sentient, pro-grammable droid capable of independent action & limited decision making capability.
And how about Snaggletooth, who “stands at a deadly 2¾” high!”?
Not that I cared at the time. I just wanted them all.
(Images via Kenyatabks/eBay)
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