Archive for March, 2012

1983 Sears Christmas Catalog: Miscellaneous Observations

All images via the outrageously cool WishbookWeb.

Like, totally. This used to be hot, I shit you not.

There are between 10 and 20 pages of watches in the ’83 catalog. I forgot how fashionable they used to be, especially in the kid world. We didn’t have the internet to advertise our likes and obsessions, and watches were one way to show the other kids how cool we were. And all adults wore watches. It was the law.

Okay, so we’re in the “Health care” section, right? So why do we have an ashtray listed at (3)? Well, because the ashtray “Uses powerful airflow to draw smoke through 6-stage filter and releases it as clean air.”

This thing is really, really scary. My guess is that quite a few of the girls who liked Strawberry Shortcake this much went insane.

Movie Theater Marquees

(Via Cinema Retro)

The Orange Cinedome, Orange County, California, 1987. Bill Kallay, who took the photo above, tells the story of the Cinedome, which was bulldozed in 1999 to make way for a megaplex.

Hellman Theater

The final marquee at the Hellman Theater, Albany, New York, 1988.

Hellman Theater-2

The Hellman refreshment stand at closing.

Hellman Theater-3

The Hellman prior to demolition. (All Hellman images via Project Movie House.)

The Carolina Theater, Winston-Salem, North Carolina, 1968. Read the story of the Carolina (and The Winston) at Classic Film and TV Cafe.

Sharpstown Mall, 1950 – 1988

Sharpstown Mall, Sept. 16, 1988. (Buster Dean : Houston Chronicle file)

Sharpstown Mall, June 1981. (Buster Dean : Houston Chronicle file)

Sharpstown Mall in preparation, late 1950s. (Houston Chronicle file).

These are from a Houston Chronicle story on the 50th anniversary of Sharpstown Shopping Center. I love the old press release they dug up that appeared just before the mall opened on September 14, 1961:

There is pedestrian traffic only on the “streets” of Sharpstown Center and shoppers are free to move from store to store at perfect temperature levels regardless of outside weather.

The spacious, park-like setting of the 45,000 square-foot central mall features colorful and attractive store fronts, changeable planter box arrangements, and quiet zones where shoppers may sit down and rest their feet in a peaceful setting.

It’s hot in Texas, folks, so the AC is definitely a huge selling point. But changeable planter box arrangements?

Arcade Cabinets: Gauntlet (Atari, 1985)

gauntlet marquee

gauntlet cp

gauntlet cp-2

gauntlet side art

gauntlet full art

gauntlet cabinet

gauntlet ad

gauntlet ad-2

gauntlet flyer

gauntlet flyer-2

(Image sources: RetroCpu, Arcade Overlays, mamedb.com, Arcade Overlays, Arcade Controls, Emu Paradise, IGN, Victory Pellet, The Arcade Flyer Archive)

Toy Aisle Zen (1984 – 1987): G.I. Joe, Masters of the Universe, Transformers, and Thundercats

Toy Aisle

Toy Aisle-2

Toy Aisle-3

Toy Aisle-4

Toy Aisle-5

(Via Toyark)

Video Game Cabinet Art: Zaxxon and Super Zaxxon (1982)

(Image sources, from top to bottom: sci-fi-o-rama, Arcadeoverlays, The Basement Arcade, zfcamaro, RetroCpu, and richieknucklez. Click pics for direct links.)

When Kids Knew BEST

Image via Architecture + Branding

Rights reserved by Joe Architect

One of my best friends, J., reminded me of Best Products the other day, specifically the Best catalog (no luck finding one, yet). The store I remember was down the street from the West Covina Fashion Plaza mall, and was easily walkable. Best was the place to hit first for action figures and toys of any kind. First, they tended to be less expensive than other stores. And second, because it was not specifically a kids store like Toys “R” Us, we had a better chance (or thought we did) of finding the good stuff. As I recall, it was also really easy to hide the good stuff somewhere else in the toy aisles and come back later when allowance day rolled around.

Toys were not a company priority, I know now, because Best’s retail model, per Wikipedia, “employed the `catalog showroom’ concept for many of its product offerings. Although some product categories (such as sporting goods and toys) were stocked in traditional self-serve aisles, the majority of products (notably consumer electronics, housewares, and appliances) were featured as unboxed display models. Customers were permitted to examine and experiment with these models, and if found to be desirable, they could be purchased by submitting orders to store personnel. Saleable versions of the merchandise (typically boxed and/or in its original packaging) would then be retrieved from storage and delivered to a customer service area for subsequent purchase.”

Image via Architecture + Branding

Rights reserved by channaher

This last shot makes me sad. Not only because one day I’ll look like this, but because the tactile, do-it-yourself ethic implicit in basic blocks, action figures, marbles, Tinkertoys, Lincoln Logs, Legos, Erector Sets, board games, handheld games—is in a similar state of disrepair.

As I mentioned in a previous post, I don’t think our generation is better or purer for having had these things. Our dads had even less props than we did, after all, and I’m sure they found it slightly askew that their sons spent so much time sitting on their asses staging elaborate adventures in which Snake Eyes, after being shot 26 times and drowned in a vat of flesh-eating acid, would somehow put himself back together again and rescue the sex-starved Scarlett from Destro, Darth Vader, the Shogun Warriors, and Godzilla.

Still, it’s sad to see my childhood haunts, one by one, come to such undignified ends.

1983 Sears Christmas Catalog: Return of the Jedi and G.I. Joe Toys

All images via the illustrious WishbookWeb.

The Hoth Imperial Attack Base might have been the last Star Wars toy I ever got, because of…

Movie Theater Marquees (1976 – 1977)

Greenspoint Mall, Houston, 1977.

Location unknown, but it’s clearly 1977. The Charlie Brown movie is Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown.

The Sel-Mont Drive-In Theater, Selma, Alabama, 1976. What a double feature. I grew up nuts for Godzilla, naturally (eventually I’ll do a ranking of all the films). The Daring Dobermans and The Doberman Gang used to show up on TV as a double feature on weekends.

(Image sources, from top to bottom: Pleasant Family Shopping, Blog Catalog, Southside Reunion)

Dude Really Digs Ozzy

This speaks quite brilliantly for itself, via Immutable/Inscrutable via Wil Wheaton.


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