1980 was a rough year for Scott Baio characters. If you recall, Chachi burned down Arnold’s as well!
I desperately want to watch these Afterschool Specials again, but only under the condition that I have too much to drink beforehand. Such is the legacy of moralizing fluff.
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2 Warps to Neptune 
It is safe to assume that if he was in fact a boy, any amount was too much, let alone him drinking that beer.
“The Boy Who Drank” isn’t as catchy.
Well, I hope you can find Stoned because while I don’t smoke pot, I am interested in understanding what it’s all about. Surely that part will still be informative.
Nevermind, found it on YouTube. It’s as good as you would imagine.