Decadent! Derivative! But look at that Bridge of Doom Playset and tell me you wouldn’t lock yourself in a room with it for hours on end, running your cheeks and fingers along the… Sorry, where were we?
Read the Animax story and see more amazing pics at Mel Birnkrant’s Animax page.
2 Warps to Neptune 
Is that Bridge of Doom for real? Holy shinkes!
Definitely for real! But who knows if it works…
The Animax “Obliterator” is hands down the the most fucking Metal mass-marketed toy I’ve ever seen. I have the urge to call up my parents now and harangue them for never letting me know this existed.
Dude, you don’t think X-Tinctor is more metal than Obliterator? And what about all your fucking metal drawings? Must feature.
A skeletal goat-headed vehicle with internal combustion engine headers sprouting from its ribcage outMetals X-Tinctor’s leather suit with batwings. It just does, and you can round up any team of scientists with Ph.D.s in Metalocracity who will prove it and supply explanatory diagrams for the layman.
…Oh no. Did we just accidentally put out a call for a thesis paper on this issue?