Says Deborah on Bookbox (the Scholastic Reading Club blog):
My mom made me pose with the guy who played Conan the Barbarian on our trip to Universal Studios back when I was nine; she said my friends would be “jealous” that I got to be in a picture with such a “hunky monkey.” But all I could think about was how I wish he was wearing a longer loincloth.
Also check out an entry from our hero’s (I’m talking about the girl, not Conan) 7th grade diary:
Dear Diary,
Things I want to do when I’m in high school:
- Have a boy pick me up from school one day, in a car.
- Have a boy drive me around in his car.
- Go to an all-boys school during the middle of the day.
- Meet a boy for lunch.
- Go out on a school night.
Yours,
Deborah
Doesn’t Conan bear a pretty good resemblance to Arnold?
Deborah’s mom just wanted an excuse to take a picture.
Ha. Hard to take a selfie with a Polaroid.
Conan looks a little bewildered.
Could be drugs.
There’s so much to love about this, I don’t know where to start. I think the Diary list is the kicker. “Go out on a a school night.” Ah, the eighties. I miss you.
Just the fact that Conan’s dong is basically resting on her shoulder… Cringe.