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Fast Times (1986) Was a Real Show on TV and I Can Prove It

Fast Times 1986

Not only are there some big names in the cast, but Amy Heckerling produced and directed the seven-episode series, essentially an open-ended remake that didn’t get picked up. I just watched the pilot on YouTube and was entertained, mostly by the San Fernando Valley locations, the fashions, and the dialogue (then 19-year-old Moon Zappa consulted on high school mores and slang).

Claudia Wells (Marty’s girlfriend in Back to the Future) played Linda, the role played by goddess Phoebe Cates in the original movie; Courtney Thorne-Smith played Stacey (Jennifer Jason Leigh in the original); Dean Cameron (Summer School) played Spicoli (!); Patrick Dempsey played Mike (Robert Romanus in the original); Vincent Schiavelli and Ray Walston reprised their roles as Mr. Vargas and Mr. Hand, respectively; and Wallace Langham, who I’ll always remember as Larry’s writer on The Larry Sanders Show, played Ratner.

As critics at the time noted, the necessarily sanitized version of the film left young audiences feeling robbed, especially in the wake of the TV-safe but right-on Square Pegs (1982-1983). There’s nothing interesting in the pilot script, except for a neat segment where Spicoli gives a presentation about what makes his 13-year-old brother a “skate rat,” pointing out the bleached bangs (I had them in ’86), untied high tops (ditto), long skate shirt, etc. Little brother is played by Jason Hervey (Wayne in The Wonder Years), who steals the scene and even does a Boneless off the desk.

The catchy opening theme was written by Danny Elfman and played by Oingo Boingo. Elfman grew up where I did, California’s San Gabriel Valley, and Boingo was constantly playing local shows in the ’80s, even after they hit it big with Dead Man’s Party (1985).

(TV Guide image via Nostalgic Collections/eBay)

Kid Eating Ice Cream on Star Wars Chair, Circa 1979

Star Wars 1982

I don’t care how cool that chair is, kid—put a shirt on. And take those sunglasses off inside the house!

The console is a Magnavox Odyssey². I can’t make out the LP behind the second TV.

UPDATE (2/5/15): Lefty Limbo has identified the LP as Merle Haggard’s Someday We’ll Look Back (1971). The title is eloquently relevant, is it not? Nice work, Lefty-Deckard.

(Image via eBay)

Burger King Display for The Empire Strikes Back Glasses, 1980

ESB Display 1980

Throat, meet lump (or vice versa). 35 years ago this May. Watch the Burger King commercial here.

(Photo via Jimmy Tyler/Flickr)

G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero Shampoo and Liquid Cleanser (Avon, 1988)

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Wacky. The art isn’t Norem, but it’s bright and catchy. The set came with tattoos, for some reason, and the Storm Shadow one is pretty sweet.

(Images via eBay)

The Art of Earl Norem: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #3 – Fool’s Gold (Ballantine, 1988)

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Norem painted the covers for all six of Ballantine’s G.I. Joe young adult novels, having previously illustrated covers and/or interiors for a number of G.I. Joe storybooks, two of which can be seen in full at Geektarded.

Even in space, apparently, Cobra agents are required to keep their noses and mouths covered.

(Images via Comic Art Fans and Yo Joe!)

The Terminator LCD Video Game (Tiger Electronics, 1984)

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“16 levels of peril from the future!” Watch a demo here.

The only Terminator-themed video game I remember is Terminator II: Judgement Day, which was a lot of fun.

Robotech Centerpiece, Party Favors, and Party Game (Amscan, 1985)

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Robotech Party Favors 1985-2

Robotech Party Favors 1985-1

Robotech Pin 1985-1

Robotech Pin 1985-2

It’s a real shame we can’t see the battle scene on the “Pin the Gun on the Robot” game.

Arcade Zen (1982 – 1984): Frenzy, Omega Race, and Crossbow

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July 14, 1982. (Photo: Weyman Swagger/The Sun)

Original caption:

Game exhibit aims to ‘blip’ opposition. At the National Association of Counties convention, officials who may be regulating video games play at a manufacturers’ exhibit.

If this lady ever takes the stick out of her ass, she might start to enjoy herself. She’s playing Kangaroo.

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April 14, 1982. (Photo: Paul Hutchins/Evening Sun Staff)

Original caption:

Players try video games at the 7-Eleven store on Frankford Avenue, one location appealing city ban on them in certain areas.

Frenzy was the 1982 sequel to Berserk. That’s Make Trax (1981) on the far right.

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March 16, 1982. (Photo: Weyman Swagger/The Sun)

Original caption:

Video game players at Pollock Johnny’s on The Block.

Omega Race, Midway’s only vector game, came out in 1981. It was a rare sight in my parts, like Space Duel. I loved all the vector games. There was something a little magical about them.

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January 9, 1982. (Photo: The Sun)

Original caption:

Battling the bug-eyed monsters. Anatol Polillo, 23, aimed his sights on outer space yesterday without the help of a telescope. Instead, he pitted his reflexes against “Space Odyssey,” one of many popular video games in the Maryland Science Center’s second “Great Computer Invasion.”

The Maryland Science Center, founded in 1797, is still going strong.

Arcade 1984

The Machine Shop Arcade, August 6, 1984. (Photo: Pix L. Pearson/The Sun)

Crossbow (1983), like Venture before and Gauntlet after, was inspired by the success of D&D. I was really bad at it.

(Photos via the Tribune Photo Archive)

The Piranhas – ‘Space Invaders’ (1979)

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The Piranhas were a British ska-punk band active between 1977 and 1983. ‘Space Invaders’ marks one of the earliest examples of rock/pop songs with a video game theme, yet another of my hobbies (see more here and here). The single (side two features live track “Cheap ‘N’ Nasty“) was produced by the legendary Steve Lillywhite, who produced The Psychedelic Furs, U2, Peter Gabriel, Morrisey, The Rolling Stones, and maybe my favorite band of all time, The Chameleons.

More details on the album at Discogs. Dig that album art!

Oh how I hate that bloody machine
Those aliens are really mean
I dread going into the green
Bombs drop on me in my dreams

I wanna be Space Invaders!
I wanna be Space Invaders!

Pop (Culture) Quiz #2: Prepare to Qualify

Pole Position Start

Please grab a copy of today’s Pop (Culture) Quiz and start your mental engines. I think I said at some point during the first quiz that I’d make the second one easier. I lied.

THE RULES:

1. No cheating. You are not allowed to use the internet during the quiz. You are not allowed to talk to your friends and neighbors during the quiz. It’s just you versus the questions on the page. Don’t be lame.

2. If you want to be in the running for a prize and/or props, you must submit your answers to 2warpstoneptune@gmail.com before 8:00pm (PST) on Sunday, February 8th. The winners will be announced soon thereafter. In the event of a tie, contestants must answer a series of tiebreaker questions until there is a winner.

3. Please don’t leave hints, answers, or partial answers in the comments section.

THE PRIZES (Click to enlarge images):

1. The Lord of the Rings Key Ring (1978) I first posted here. It’s beautiful. Untouched, as far as I can tell.

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2. An unopened Skateboard Poster Pen Set from 1977. Skateboard is one of the first movies dedicated to the emerging sport and stars Leif Garrett and Tony Alva. The markers are in there, but they’re not going to work.

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3. Before they were Space Raiders, they were Robot Erasers. Choose one pack only. Both are unopened.

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4. Various coloring books. One of the ESB books has minor marks inside. All others are clean.

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Important: First place will choose his or her prize from the above. Second place chooses from what’s left. If there are a ton of entries, I’ll think about giving away one more item to third place. I will ship prizes to the U.S. and Canada only.

Good luck!


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