Archive for the '’70s Movies/TV' Category



Bad Trailers for Good Movies: Star Wars (1977)

“The story of a boy, a girl, and a universe”? What the shit does that mean? Just because the story takes place in the universe doesn’t mean the universe is part of the story. Unless the story is about the Big Bang, which it’s not. Maybe I’m being overly philosophical. My point is, what’s with all these creepy narrators ruining trailers for classic ’70s movies?

I do kind of dig the ambient strings in the background, but it’s way more Star Trek than Star Wars. Was the pompously awesome John Williams score not ready yet? Here’s a later trailer with the original music.

This is better. “No legendary adventure of the past could be as exciting as this romance of the future” is pretty lame, but the narrator is not as invasive, and there’s nothing about a boy-girl-universe love triangle.

Friend J. sent me the first clip. He’s hunting down more as we speak.

Bad Trailers for Good Movies: Rocky (1976)

My friend J. sent this to me because I didn’t believe trailers used to be this bad. Now I believe. Could the narrator sound any smarmier? “He’s the man who could be loved by only one woman, because somehow she gets beneath the pain.” Really? And all that dialogue in the beginning about Stallone (not Rocky, but Stallone) being sensitive and sexy?

I must find more of these…

(Video source: devjit11111111)

Message from Space (1978) Trailer

This movie is awesome and you should see it at least once before you die. It’s the semi-official Star Wars rip-off from Japan.

“I’m a human being from the planet Earth!”

(Source: Trash Trailers)

What the Future Looked Like: Logan’s Run (1976)

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(Images via Voices of East Anglia, Deep Down Genre Hound, Snowcrest, Space: 1970, Death to CGI, Reflections on Cult Movies and Classic Television, Ultra Modern Style, Art DepartMENTAL, Ouno Design, Ultra Modern Style)

Movie Theater Marquees, 1977 – 1984

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Kansas City, Missouri, 1984. Remember that boring movie Ralph Macchio did after the The Karate Kid where he plays a troubled kid and Nick Nolte is the long suffering, pure-hearted high school teacher fighting the nasty school board and trying to reform all the troubled kids?Congratulations if you do. It was called Teachers. I can’t find a movie called Soldiers, but A Soldier’s Story came out in ’84. Places may refer to Places in the Heart, also from ’84, or possibly Trading Places, but that came out in ’83. I guess these folks had a limited number of marquee letters to work with?

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Harrisburg, Illinois, 1977.

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Times Square, New York City, circa 1980. No shortage of letters here! The Goodbye Bruce Lee (1975) on the background marquee refers to an exploitation flick about a martial artist called in to finish an unfinished Bruce Lee flick.

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New York City, 1977. Another beautiful shot from David Lee Guss. Note the connection between the old man holding the sign invoking the crucifixion—“The blood of Jesus Christ God’s Son cleanses us from all sin”—and the depiction of Orca suffering a crucifixion of his own.

Movie Theater Marquees

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The Joy Theater, New Orleans, Louisiana, 1986. Remember in Star Trek IV when Spock and Kirk were on the bus and that obnoxious punk rocker had his boombox blasting really loud and Kirk asked him to turn it down but he wouldn’t so Spock gave him the Vulcan nerve pinch and everyone in the bus cheered? Yeah. That was awesome.

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Village Cinema 4, Monroe, North Carolina, 1986. Back to School (1986) is an ’80s comedy staple starring Rodney Dangerfield and Robert Downey Jr., but I had to look up the others. In Thunder Warrior (1983, a.k.a. Thunder), a Native American wreaks vengeance on the law when his tribe’s ancestral burial grounds are destroyed by developers. The Patriot (1986): the poster speaks for itself. Toxic Zombies (1980, a.k.a. Bloodeaters) is about hippies who turn into zombies after their pot crop gets dusted by an experimental pesticide. There’s no way it’s going to be as bad-ass as the poster, but I’m going to watch it anyway.

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Clemson Movie Theater, Clemson, South Carolina, Fall, 1977.

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42nd Street Film Theaters, New York City, 1977. According to the photographer, David Lee Guss, “This shot was taken from the Hotel Carter (formerly the Dixie) a year after Taxi Driver was made.” I can almost taste the grime. Tentacles (1977) and Squirm (1976) are classics of the trashy creature feature/”nature run amok” explosion of the ’70s, which included Night of the Lepus (1972), Frogs (1972), Empire of the Ants (1977), The Swarm (1978), Kingdom of the Spiders (1977), The Food of the Gods (1976), Piranha (1978), Chosen Survivors (1974), etc. I remember watching many of these flicks on Saturday mornings/matinees, and a couple of times I even convinced my dad to pick me up early from school so I could catch them on weekdays.

The Doberman Gang (1972) Trailer

“Six savage Dobies with a thirst for cold cash that leaves banks bone dry… See The Doberman Gang bite the long arm of the law!”

Do you love it?

(Source: Trash Trailers)

Movie Theater Marquees (1976 – 1977)

Greenspoint Mall, Houston, 1977.

Location unknown, but it’s clearly 1977. The Charlie Brown movie is Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown.

The Sel-Mont Drive-In Theater, Selma, Alabama, 1976. What a double feature. I grew up nuts for Godzilla, naturally (eventually I’ll do a ranking of all the films). The Daring Dobermans and The Doberman Gang used to show up on TV as a double feature on weekends.

(Image sources, from top to bottom: Pleasant Family Shopping, Blog Catalog, Southside Reunion)


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