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Fast Times (1986) Was a Real Show on TV and I Can Prove It

Fast Times 1986

Not only are there some big names in the cast, but Amy Heckerling produced and directed the seven-episode series, essentially an open-ended remake that didn’t get picked up. I just watched the pilot on YouTube and was entertained, mostly by the San Fernando Valley locations, the fashions, and the dialogue (then 19-year-old Moon Zappa consulted on high school mores and slang).

Claudia Wells (Marty’s girlfriend in Back to the Future) played Linda, the role played by goddess Phoebe Cates in the original movie; Courtney Thorne-Smith played Stacey (Jennifer Jason Leigh in the original); Dean Cameron (Summer School) played Spicoli (!); Patrick Dempsey played Mike (Robert Romanus in the original); Vincent Schiavelli and Ray Walston reprised their roles as Mr. Vargas and Mr. Hand, respectively; and Wallace Langham, who I’ll always remember as Larry’s writer on The Larry Sanders Show, played Ratner.

As critics at the time noted, the necessarily sanitized version of the film left young audiences feeling robbed, especially in the wake of the TV-safe but right-on Square Pegs (1982-1983). There’s nothing interesting in the pilot script, except for a neat segment where Spicoli gives a presentation about what makes his 13-year-old brother a “skate rat,” pointing out the bleached bangs (I had them in ’86), untied high tops (ditto), long skate shirt, etc. Little brother is played by Jason Hervey (Wayne in The Wonder Years), who steals the scene and even does a Boneless off the desk.

The catchy opening theme was written by Danny Elfman and played by Oingo Boingo. Elfman grew up where I did, California’s San Gabriel Valley, and Boingo was constantly playing local shows in the ’80s, even after they hit it big with Dead Man’s Party (1985).

(TV Guide image via Nostalgic Collections/eBay)

Manhattan Miniature from Escape from New York (1981)

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In the first two photos, Bob (dark hair and beard) and Dennis Skotak, two legends in the visual effects field, work on the model. In the third, Bob inspects the finished product. To achieve the computer navigation sequence as Plisken is flying his glider into the city, reflective paint was applied to the edges of the black buildings, which were then shot under black light. While reportedly James Cameron’s idea, it was almost certainly John C. Wash. Cameron was a director of photography on the film (as was Dennis Skotak), and he did some great matte work as well.

(Images via Matte Shot and Fuck Yeah Behind the Scenes)

TV Guide Halloween Promo for 21 Jump Street (1989)

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Johnny is dressed up as Travis Bickle, naturally. The episode is “Old Haunts in a New Age,” from October 30, 1989. As of now, you can watch it here.

The Keep Adventure Module (Role Aids, 1983)

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What the hell “popular role-playing systems” are going to be compatible with The Keep? Call of Cthulhu, maybe? I’d love to browse the whole module.

Same cover art as the board game. Maybe Paramount required that this version be used on all licenses. I just noticed that the word ‘Nazi’ is not used on the front and back covers of either game.

(Images via RPG Geek)

Board Games: The Keep (Mayfair Games, 1983)

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Another strange licensing choice attached to a very R rated feature that didn’t receive a lot of push from the studio. The Keep was not a “hit Paramount movie” in any sense, but it does have a cult following because of the memorable visuals and Tangerine Dream score. (I reviewed the film here.) What’s cool about the game is that one of the players gets to play the demon Molasar, who eats one of his servants every turn to maintain his infernal energy.

The box cover is a variation of the original movie poster—one of the best of the ’80s, and probably why Mayfair decided to buy the license—with one important difference. On the original, a group of Nazis is seen entering the keep. Here, we’ve got a couple of lovers kissing. It’s a very curious choice. I thought it might have been an alternate poster design, but I can’t find any evidence of that.

There was also an RPG module based on The Keep. I’ll post that later.

(Images via eBay and Board Game Geek)

TV Guide Halloween Promo for Silver Spoons and Punky Brewster (1984)

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The Silver Spoons episode is called “A Dark and Stormy Night.” You can watch it here. Synopsis: The power goes out as the boys are watching a horror movie, and dad chides them for depending on TV when they should be using their imagination. So they gather around a candelabra and play “pass the ghost story”—which, of course, the rest of us unimaginatively watch on TV.

The Punky episode has nothing to do with Halloween, so I shall ignore it. Both shows premiered on October 28, 1984.

(Image via Nostalgic Collections/eBay)

The Karate Kid 6 Piece Action Set (Remco, 1986)

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First, throw the FLY in the air. Second, open your CHOPSTICKS. Third, Catch the FLY.

Jesus, I love the ’80s.

(Images via sfzdk/Flickr)

The Karate Kid Action Figures Ad (Remco, 1986)

Karate Kid 1986

I had no idea. The line came out with the release of The Karate Kid, Part II and included several playsets and accessories (Break-Away Wall, Miyagi’s Fly Catching Chopsticks). I must investigate further.

(Image via Fashion Plunder/eBay)

M*A*S*H Military Base Play Set (Tristar, 1982)

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One of many M*A*S*H toys released between 1975 and 1983. My favorite was Zee Toys’ die-cast line—up until I saw the Tristar play set (16 square feet of playing surface!). The show was so popular with adults that kids were powerless to escape its draw, especially when there was only one TV in the house.

See a nice write-up and detailed pics of the Tristar line, which included action figures and vehicles, at The Geeksverse.

(Image via Tumblr)

At Ease (1983) Was a Real Show on TV and I Can Prove It

At Ease 1983

Equal parts Sergeant Bilko and M*A*S*H*, only not as funny. The series lasted for a surprising 14 episodes, most of which you can watch on Mantronix RetroTV.

The show was created by—wait for it—John Hughes.


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