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‘Cowboy Look is the One I Sought’: Camel Cigarette Ads (1979 – 1989)

Camel Ad 1979

Ad #1 (1979)

Camel Ad 1980

Ad #2 (1980)

Camel Ad 1981

Ad #3 (1981)

Camel Ad 1982

Ad #4 (1982)

Camel Ad 1984

Ad #5 (1984)

Camel Ad 1984-2

Ad #6 (1984)

Camel Ad 1984-3

Ad #7 (1984)

Camel Ad 1985

Ad #8 (1985)

Camel Ad 1985-2

Ad #9 (1985)

Camel Ad 1986

Ad #10 (1985)

Camel Ad 1988

Ad #11 (1988)

Camel Ad 1989

Ad #12 (1989)

The curly haired, mustachioed adventure man seen above starred in Camel ads from 1979 to 1988, when Joe Camel—a stylized, stylish cartoon camel—took over. I went through a slew of ads that ran during those 10 years and posted the most representative one I found for each year. As you can see, Camel Lights were the focus.

Smoking in the ’80s was still, overall, socially acceptable, but there was no longer any question that we were killing ourselves. (Cigarette ads had been banned from TV and radio in 1971 as part of the Public Health Cigarette Smoking Act.) The “Where a man belongs” slogan—it always appears under the CAMEL heading, never the CAMEL LIGHTS heading—gave way to the “It’s a whole new world” slogan.

All the cowboys were dead or dying of cancer, including John Wayne, Camel’s most famous spokesman. The trick for Big Tobacco, with the exception of Marlboro, was to bury their dead tough guys on the prairie and move the wagons along, and that meant figuring out how to sell cigarettes to Gen X. Joe Camel, a hip, clean, sardonic urban adventurer, was one leading brand’s answer.

The second to last ad is a clear imitation of the slickest production of the ’80s, Miami Vice. Sonny Crockett is one of the last good guys I remember smoking on TV.

TV Guide Ads for TV Movies (1980 – 1984)

calendar girls 1979

The Night the City Screamed 1980

deadly lessons ad 1983

demon murder case ad 1983

demon murder case ad 1983-2

Calendar Girl Murders premiered on April 8, 1984. So as not to offend friend J., I’ll mention that the guy who played the commander in Space Camp gets first billing. The woman on the bottom right with the poofy hair is Sharon Stone. Robert Beltran (Chakotay in Star Trek: Voyager) and Alan Thicke (Growing Pains) also star.

The Night the City Screamed premiered on December 14, 1980. “A massive blackout plunges an American city into a night of terror.” Raymond Burr is the Mayor. David Cassidy plays somebody. I’m not taking the bullet on this one.

Deadly Lessons premiered on March 7, 1983. The young lady staring out of the window is a pre-Bad Boys, pre-War Games Ally Sheedy. Many movies and TV episodes in the early ’80s featured young women being stalked and killed—“knocked off, one by one”—by various psychos. It’s a variation on the slasher film, and I think a case can be made that the sub-sub-genre was an expression of male anxiety over women becoming increasingly independent. The Howling (1981), adapted by John Sayles, is a brilliant send-up of the morphing sexual politics of the time.

The Demon Murder Case premiered on March 6, 1983. It’s based on the Demon Murder Trial, “the first known court case in the United States of a lawyer claiming his client was innocent due to demonic possession.” The “possessed” killer is played by Kevin Bacon.

(Images via Nostalgic Collections/eBay and Randy Rodman/eBay)

More Star Wars Fan Club Ads (1978)

SW Fan Club Ad

SW Fan Club Ad-2

SW Fan Club Ad-3

The first two ads are variations of a previous post. The last ad shows pictures of what you get when you send in your five bucks. Not bad.

The full color poster is by the legendary Ralph McQuarrie, production designer and concept artist for the Star Wars trilogy that didn’t suck. McQuarrie passed away last year.

SW Fan Club Poster McQuarrie 1978

(Ad images via Kenyatabks/eBay)

(Poster image via christophercummings/Flickr)

TV Guide Ads for TV Movies (1978 – 1980)

bermuda depths ad 1978

ivory ape ad 1980

maneaters ad 5-2-78

sos titanic ad 1979

world beyond ad 1978

This might be a new regular feature. Made for TV movies were a big, big deal from the late ’60s through the mid-1980s. Even after cable was introduced, most people couldn’t afford it, so we depended on TV fare and older theatrical films that could be purchased relatively cheaply by the networks.

The Bermuda Depths premiered on January 27, 1978. Carl Weathers is the only name I recognize in the cast.

The Ivory Ape premiered on April 18, 1980. Jack Palance plays the big-game hunter hired to dispose of the escaped ape.

Maneaters Are Loose! premiered on May 3, 1978. Man-eating tigers terrorize a small California town! Star Trek‘s and Star Trek: TNG‘s Diana Muldaur plays “the frigid wife.”

S.O.S. Titanic premiered on September 23, 1979. I’m 100% certain that the two-page spread is more exciting than the movie.

The World Beyond premiered on January 21, 1978. I put this one in my YouTube queue because of the IMDB description: “A golem made of mud terrorizes a couple on a remote Maine island.” Sign me up. There’s a “Special Announcement” at the top right of the page warning of a possible preemption of normal programming due to the Republican response to President Carter’s State of the Union address.

(Images via eBay’s Cool Canoga, Randy Rodman, and Nostalgic Collections)

Star Wars Flying Model Rocket Ads (1977, 1978)

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star wars model rockets

Remember when the kid in The Gate launched his big rocket at the giant four-handed demon lord thing and the giant four-handed demon lord thing exploded and closed the portal to hell and the kid’s dog came back to life? Yeah. That was awesome.

Okay, so the first video below shows what I think are the ’97 Estes re-issues (poor R2), as well as a custom built Y-Wing. The second video shows what happens when the chute on an original X-Wing doesn’t deploy. Oops.

EDIT (1/31/13): Lefty Limbo has a sweet Estes Iron-On Transfer on display here.

(Images via kenyatabks)

(Videos via Calvertfilm and proprioceptions3)

D&D/TSR Ads (1979, 1980)

D&D Ad 1979

D&D Ad 1980

TSR Ad 1980-2

TSR Ad 1980

The first three ads are from ’79 and ’80 issues of Model Retailer, a trade magazine for toy/hobby shop owners. The profit formula rings true enough. D&D displays and ads were mercilessly ubiquitous, the “full product line” would fill up the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, and let’s not forget that the products themselves were pricey. I could get, what, 20 comics for the price of one module?

The last ad is from Toy & Hobby World, 1980. I’m not sure what’s going on at the top of the mountain. Is the dragon planting a sickle, and rocks are shooting off? Shouldn’t he/she be planting the flag? I feel sorry for “The Old Standby Game” and “Games For One Person Only,” but it’s kind of true that D&D rendered them unplayable.

I’m still intrigued by this ad (mentioned in a previous post), also from ’80.

D&D ad 1980

My take is that the kids in the background are chatting about the Bee Gees or something equally awful (i.e. school), and aloof suspender guy is like, this is lame, I’m outta here, and I’m taking my totally awesome Basic Set with me. The problem is that he needs those other kids. You couldn’t play the game by yourself, as TSR proudly advertised.

The socially awkward, introspective loners were TSR’s bread and butter, but awkward loners, by definition, tend not to “hang around” with other people. So the company had to promote the social interactivity requirement (the cool kids had tons of friends) while also playing to the geeks.

My friends and I played the game as geography and rulebook availability allowed, but only two or three of us were really into it. Most of my time with D&D—and it was a good timewas spent rolling up characters, drawing dungeons, memorizing the rules, and crafting adventures that would never be played.

(Images via Alexander1968/Flickr and eBay)

Star Wars Kenner Ads (1978 – 1980)

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Star Wars Kenner Ad-4

Star Wars Kenner Ad-1

Star Wars Kenner Ad-2

Who wrote this stuff? Check out the description of R5-D4 in the second to last ad:

One of the incredible number of droids human inginuity devised. R5D4 was a highly sophisticated, semi-sentient, pro-grammable droid capable of independent action & limited decision making capability.

And how about Snaggletooth, who “stands at a deadly 2¾” high!”?

Not that I cared at the time. I just wanted them all.

(Images via Kenyatabks/eBay)

Atari Christmas Ads (1983): We Want Software and Hardware, Not Underwear

Atari Ad 1983

Clever, although our parents already knew how desperately we wanted an Atari and all the games we could play. It reminds me of the scene in A Christmas Story where Ralphie puts the Red Ryder ad in the middle of his mom’s magazine.

This VCS (Video Computer System) Cartridge Adapter sounds interesting. According to the back of the box, “just insert the Adaptor into your 5200 SuperSystem console, plug in your 2600 cartridge and 2600 controllers, and you’re ready to go!” If you had 2600 carts and controllers, wouldn’t you also have the 2600 itself?

Atari Ad 1983-2

We’ve also got some game reviews from the same TV Guide. Frostbite gets a 5, but Moon Patrol “is proof that space is becoming a creative vacuum in the video-game industry.” I was terrible at Time Pilot, but it had a great concept and I loved flying around in that infinite sky.

A $30 cartridge, according to my handy inflation calculator, comes out to about $70 today.

(Images via eBay/Randy Rodman)

How the Grinch Stole Christmas TV Guide Ad (1966)

The Grinch premiered on Sunday, December 18, 1966.

I’d completely forgotten about the TV Guide layout itself, and check out the shows listed on just these pages—Mission: Impossible, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Walt Disney’s World (full title: Walt Disney’s Wonderful World of Color), Wild Kingdom, and the always invaluable Your Astrology Guide. You will never see a description like the following for any TV show ever again:

The Seaview becomes a den of terror when a virus again transforms Admiral Nelson into a werewolf.

Instead we get shit like this:

The murder of a local military academy’s first female cadet is investigated after her body is discovered in a buried foot locker.

Kiss my ass, 21st century television programming.

(Image via Randy Rodman. Click to enlarge)

Star Wars Fan Club Ad (1977)

The most interesting thing to me about this is that it appeared in American Girl magazine. Here’s a cleaner copy of the same ad.

Star Wars FC 1977

I chuckled at the “Prices slightly higher outside the Solar System” line.


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