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Chick Tracts: Dark Dungeons (1984)

Jack Chick started publishing what are now known as “Chick Tracts” in the early ’70s, and his lunatic company is still cranking them out today. I remember them circulating at school, scaring the shit out of all the kids—which was (and is) the whole point.

Dark Dungeons is actually pretty mild compared to the others, and it’s a perfect distillation of the hysteria surrounding D&D at the time. (You might also remember Mazes and Monsters, a 1982 TV movie starring Tom Hanks as an obsessed, possibly schizophrenic college student who starts to believe the game world is the real one.)

These are just a few panels. You can read the whole thing at Chick Publications.

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D&D Cover Art: The Isle of Dread (1981, 1983)

Cover art for the first edition (blue) is by Jeff Dee (front) and Bill Willingham (back). Cover art for the orange second edition is by Timothy Truman.

More details at Tome of Treasures. Grognardia reviews The Isle of Dread here.

Boy’s Room, Circa 1980

I don’t know the exact year, but the Dukes of Hazzard poster puts us between 1979 and 1985. In the first photo (click to enlarge), there’s not too much I can make out. The Bela Lugosi head, obviously, a weird koala bear pillow, some Matchbox cars. There’s a signed black and white photo on the wall, but I can’t identify the figures.

The second photo is a gold mine. Godzilla, Shogun Warriors, one of those safes with the combination lock that most of us had, a Boba Fett doll. That’s Tomy’s Digital Derby in one of the yellow cubes, and a better shot of the black and white photo. Is it the Three Stooges?

And is that the back of Galaxian 2 on the top shelf of the bookcases?

Toy Aisle Zen (1987): G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero

Toys R Us, 1987. (Jim Mahoney/The Boston Herald)

Living the dream. And please note Geoffrey the Giraffe among the onlookers.

(Photo via The Boston Archive)

When Pterodactyls Attack!

Here’s a tasty illustration from a children’s book called World of Tomorrow: War and Weapons (1981) by Neil Ardley, who describes what happens when enemy aircraft drop shells that spew hallucinatory agents over city defenders.

The soldiers see the aircraft turning into flying monsters and the buildings bend over, and they flee in terror. Invading forces protected from the effects of the drugs will soon arrive [and] easily take over the city.

Sweet dreams, kids!

(Via Paleofuture)

What the Future Looked Like: Planet of the Vampires (1965)

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(Images largely via Dallas1200am’s Flickr, but a few shots are from Behind the Couch and Bloody Pit of Rod)

A 30-Year Ban on Video Games… in America

Photo: Kevin Twombly

Photo: Kevin Twombly

The photos above are from an unidentified 1983 story about a ban prohibiting the use of “any mechanical or electronic amusement device, whether coin-operated or not” in the coastal town of Marshfield, Massachusetts. (Exceptions were made for devices used in the home.) The ban, initially passed by a “smut”-conscious minority of residents in 1982 and immediately appealed by Marshfield business owners whose game cabinets were removed by police, was upheld the following year by the  Massachusetts Supreme Court.

It was upheld by Marshfield residents again in 1994 and one more time, by a vote of 655 to 544, in 2011. Apparently Marshfield doesn’t understand that (1) we live in a free country, and (2) it’s the 21st century and everyone is holding an “electronic amusement device.” Maybe they’ll ban iPhones next.

It’s like all those apocryphal stories of Japanese (or German) soldiers trapped on a deserted island for 20 years who, after getting rescued, refuse to believe that the war is over and their side lost. It’s also a real life version of Footloose, which might be even more desperately sad. Where’s Kevin Bacon on a tractor (or reciting applicable biblical verses) when you need him?

You can read about the original ban in the December 1983 issue of InfoWorld magazine. And check out the 2011 decision in The Patriot Ledger.

(Image source: Lexibell Vintage Photos)

1979 Sears Christmas Catalog: Marx Play Sets and The Incredible Hulk Play Case

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I think this is the last year the major catalogs sold Marx playsets, thanks to Kenner’s revolutionary Star Wars toy line. The Iwo Jima Jungle Mountain looks exactly the same as Navarone, except that Navarone is a grey-blue.

The Hulk Play Case looks even lamer and junkier than the Buck Rogers one I had. These cases were made of vinyl, and the attachments were cardboard.

I like how they used Godzilla’s foot to demonstrate elastic Superman.

(Image via WishbookWeb)

Arcade Zen (1983)

July 17, 1983. (Photo: R. Sennott)

(Source: Lexibell Vintage Photos)

Computer Lab, 1987

Shoreline College, August 25, 1987. (Eric Draper/Seattle Times)

Some of us were excited about computers. Some of us just wanted a Twinkie.

(Source: Seattle Times Archive)


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