That’s right, nerds. Because my wife won’t let me collect Topps football cards from the ’70s and ’80s, I’m hosting a fantasy football league. 3 spots are taken. 7 spots are open. The draft is in less than two weeks, and all you need is a computer and a love of NFL football to join. It helps if you’re a nerd, but it’s not mandatory. Talk to me at 2warpstoneptune@gmail.com.
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2 Warps to Neptune Fantasy Football League
Published August 24, 2012 Fantasy Football Leave a CommentThe Lost Cassette Tape
Published August 23, 2012 '80s Music , Records (LPs) and Cassettes 4 CommentsI have this recurring dream that I’ve lost a blank cassette tape featuring a recording of the best album in the world. I can remember the music, a collection of transcendent post-punk masterpieces, but I can’t remember the name of the band or the names of any of the songs or any of the lyrics. Sometimes I’m rifling through the records in my high school collection, desperate to find the original album. Sometimes I’m rifling through the import section of Tower Records. I don’t even know what the album looks like, because I’ve only ever had the tape, and only listened to it once or twice before losing it, but I have the feeling that I’ll know it when I see it. And I really want to hear it again. So I keep looking.
Walt Disney, on the 1967 redesign of Tomorrowland, via Paleofuture:
Now, when we opened Disneyland, outer space was Buck Rogers. I did put in a trip to the moon, and I got Wernher von Braun to help me plan the thing. And, of course, we were going up to the moon long before Sputnik. And since then has come Sputnik and then has come our great program in outer space. So I had to tear down my Tomorrowland that I built eleven years ago and rebuild it to keep pace.
The new attractions included the Carousel of Progress, Adventure Thru Inner Space, Flight to the Moon (the name changed to Mission to Mars in the ’70s), and the PeopleMover—all of them gone today.
(Images via Progress City, U.S.A and polyangylene)
A Portrait of Young Geeks Playing D&D (1980)
Published August 22, 2012 D&D , D&D Portraits Leave a CommentDM attacks girl who shushed him with +1 dagger for 5 damage. Girl dies (she was a level one magic user). Game continues.
Wish I knew what was going on here, but no caption came with the photo.
(Photo via Tribune Photo Archives)
Plywood Vacation Home Designs, 1960
Published August 21, 2012 Suburban Living , What the Future Looked Like 1 CommentI found these beauties via Visual News, and the book they came from is available online: Second Homes for Leisure Living (the Douglas Fir Plywood Association, 1960). Second home? How about only home? I’m sure I could get a job as a lumberjack or something.
If only I had a Mr. Miyagi who would ask me to choose one for my birthday. He’d be the best friend I ever had!
Illustration and excerpt from The Cities of the Future by Eugène Hénard for the Royal Institute of British Architects, Town Planning Conference, London, 10 – 15 October, 1910. Selected, scanned, edited, provided with headnotes, and formatted as a web document by John W. Reps, Professor Emeritus, Cornell University.
From out the centre of the city’s heart there will arise the colossal orientation tower, soaring to a height of five hundred metres, and crowned by a powerful beacon light. At the base of the tower the historical portion of the city will nestle, with its monuments of bygone days, its old houses, and all its artistic and traditional treasures.
Around this there will be a girdle of great towers–each one from two hundred and fifty to three hundred metres in height–to warn off aviators from the forbidden area. These erections, each of a very different form and readily to be distinguished the one from the other, might be eight in number and placed at the cardinal points of the compass. Beyond them would come an annular zone of flat-roofed houses, this zone measuring from two to three kilometres in width: and above it aeroplanes of the bee-type would be permitted to float from terrace to terrace. At the circumference of this area a second girdle, consisting of tall standards or metallic poles of a hundred and fifty to two hundred metres in height, will mark the limits of the city, and will serve to warn off the greater airships. These standards, with their crow’s-nest summits, will serve as observation stations, whence an unceasing look-out will be maintained by members of the aerial police force; each of whom, mounted on his light aeroplane, will be ready when occasion arises to prevent heavy machines from flying over the city, Beyond the ring of standards will be situated the great Landing stages which will constitute the termini of all the aerial high-roads. Still further afield there will be the enormous power stations required for the public service.
The city as a whole will be traversed by wide roads radiating from the centre, and partly occupied by elevated platforms kept continually in motion, so that by this means rapid intercommunication between the several zones will be assured. These platforms will be terminated by revolving turn-tables, erected over the point of intersection of the principal streets. Lastly, the city will be planted with large parks and flower gardens, forming centres wherein rest, health, and beauty may each-be pursued.
Toy Aisle Zen (1976): Space: 1999 and Star Trek
Published August 18, 2012 Space: 1999 , Star Trek , Toy Stores/Toy Aisles/Toy Departments 4 CommentsThis one’s for Lefty Limbo. According to the San Francisco Chronicle article in which the photo appears, the kid is playing with the Star Flash Computer, part of the Moon Base Alpha set. But not so fast. The Star Flash Computer is a different shape and much smaller, as seen below via Plaid Stallions.
I think he’s playing with the Star Trek Command Communications Console from Mego. The boxes (to the left of the kid) are the right size, although I can’t read the writing.
The Star Trek Phaser Gun he’s looking at was made by Remco.
Free baby sitter service!
(Photo via Life photo archive)
The Center of Every Man’s Existence is a Suburban Dream
Published August 17, 2012 Model Kits , Suburban Living Leave a CommentOr, as Bryan Ferry sang, In Every Dream Home a Heartache.
(Images via Graham Foundation, Tony Cook’s HO-Scale Trains Resource, Olman’s Fifty, Retro Renovation)



















