Look, I know the stuff shooting out of the phallic robots is supposed to be sparks, but it doesn’t look like sparks, because the phallic robots are phallic, and if you switched the ‘on’ in ‘Conbots’ with two really similar letters you’d have what I keep thinking about every time I look at this thing: an ejaculating robot penis toy.
And the company that made it is called Kidmate?
2 Warps to Neptune 
Eww dood and lookit the explosion! Yeah, if those don’t look straight up like sperm cells, I dunno what the hell they’re supposed to be. Wow.
I feel like you have stolen my innocence with this post.
You probably had the whole Conbot collection, didn’t you?