Kidmate: Conbots (1985)

Conbot 1985

Look, I know the stuff shooting out of the phallic robots is supposed to be sparks, but it doesn’t look like sparks, because the phallic robots are phallic, and if you switched the ‘on’ in ‘Conbots’ with two really similar letters you’d have what I keep thinking about every time I look at this thing: an ejaculating robot penis toy.

And the company that made it is called Kidmate?

3 Responses to “Kidmate: Conbots (1985)”

  1. 1 leftylimbo May 7, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    Eww dood and lookit the explosion! Yeah, if those don’t look straight up like sperm cells, I dunno what the hell they’re supposed to be. Wow.

  2. 2 Anon May 7, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    I feel like you have stolen my innocence with this post.

  3. 3 2W2N May 7, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    You probably had the whole Conbot collection, didn’t you?

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