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Atari Ads, 1978: ‘Don’t Watch TV Tonight. Play It!’

Atari Ad 1978

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The glorification of “interactive” vs. “passive” media started long before the internet age.

Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual Ad, 1978

Monster Manual Dragon #13 April 1978

From The Dragon #13, April 1978.

The Honda PA50 `Hobbit’ Moped, 1978

Honda Hobbit Ad 1978

Honda Hobbit PA50 1978

The Honda PA50 was produced in the US from 1978 through 1983, where it was marketed as the Hobbit. That’s how popular Tolkien was at the time. The official mascot you see in the ad was not Bilbo, of course, but Honda Harold. How the company managed to trademark ‘Hobbit’ is beyond me. The references in the ad are unmistakeable allusions to the Shire and its residents—“bright happy Hobbit hops,” “a love of comfort,” “a very agreeable nature,” “a mighty friendly helpful fellow to take on your travels.”

The moped was called the Camino in the UK and Europe, where it was produced first (1976) and continued to be produced until 1991.

(Images via eBay and Wikipedia)

French Wizard of Wor Ad (CBS Electronics, 1982)

WoW French 1982

Au coeur du jeu: Inside the game, or in the heart of the game.

(Image via Atari Mania)

Child World Newspaper Insert (1978): Shogun Warriors, Star Wars, and More

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We didn’t have Child World in Southern California, but my mother did put lots of stuff on layaway. Try to explain that concept to Gen Y.

The Flying Finnegan game on the second page looks pretty sweet—for about five minutes.

Here’s a great view of the Cheerios box appearing in the ad, courtesy of Gregg Koenig.

Cheerios 1978

Pabst Brewing Company T-Shirt Ads (1980)

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Here’s the irony: Holoubek Studios was a very popular Milwaukee-based t-shirt company throughout the 1970s. In 2005, almost immediately after selling the company, President Brian Holoubek formed a new company called Heavy Rotation. He had decided that “today’s young consumer has a natural affinity for the ‘retro’ look” after spotting one of his father’s old designs selling in a New York boutique for $90.

Drink up.

(Images via Antique Paper Shop/eBay)

German Star Wars Toy Ads (1981 – 1983)

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Ffftthhh! Say goodbye to your morning, because there’s more here.

Uaahhh-some!

Warren Special Edition: The Lord of the Rings Magazine (June, 1979)

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Don’t you wish you could thumb through the whole mag, written by the delightfully weird Forrest J. Ackerman? Oh, wait. You can.

If you think the Lord of the Rings “sculpture banks” are an odd choice for merchandise, wait until I post the finger puppets.

Kay Bee Toy Store Ads (1984 – 1987)

Kay Bee Ad 1984

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Brilliant marketing, but not a reflection of reality. Kay Bee was the go-to mall toy store, yes, but it was overpriced and rarely had the hot items in stock. And it was always a mess.

‘Olympians’ Bodybuilding Supplements Ad Featuring Conan, 1982

Olympians 1982

Conan especially likes his protein powder when it’s chocolate-flavored and served in fancy crystal—with a strawberry on the rim.

(Image via Catch the Sparrow/Flickr)


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